The Hour of Slack

Friends - are you WIERD? Do people think you're DIFFERENT? Do YOU?? Yes, it's true, soon Planet X will destroy this world, and everything on it - except for the mighty CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS! The world ends tomorrow, and YOU MAY DIE! To get in on the ground floor of this life-saving, money-making opportunity, tune into the Hour of Slack, the Church's outreach to mal-aligned normals and bold surrealists everywhere! Join Mark Bee (AKA Rev. Ouroboros Rex)at 11 pm on Thursday nights - for eternal salvation or TRIPLE your money back! (Warning: not for the easily offended!)